However, because things are winding down doesn't mean we can all take a slack break. No. We must continue, diligently in our works. The world "needs" our efforts. Each one of us must fight, in our own separate ways, to make the good things in life gooder and the less than good things less than gooder.

General Arnhold J. Clamsey said as his light brigade was about to charge up Mt. Thidideau, at the Battle of Jacksonville, just two days after the South had already been defeated, "I shall conquer ye faithless souls with brimstone, ash and guns." Now, while I am totally opposed to violence of any kind, I feel that Clamsey had the right idea, so to speak. We must burn and pillage our way into tomorrow, leaving nothing for the lower class dogs to live off of.

With that, I conclude with a prayer:

Blessed is he who walks with long strides and sings like the morning lark to the sun. Cursed to those who panic too early and give not to charity but to the sinful devices of public access TV.

Yours,

Max Greenbough
Dean of Student Affairs